"I'm Allergic to Consequences" Unisex Cotton Tee , Funny Graphic Shirt, Casual Wear, Gift for Friends, Humor Apparel, Birthday and [...]

If chaos had a mascot, it would be this raccoon—and now you can wear that energy proudly. Our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is equal parts cozy and chaotic, featuring a soft, breathable fit that’s perfect for lounging around or sneaking snacks at 2 a.m. without a trace of guilt. Front and center is a mischievous raccoon who’s clearly up to no good, paired with the bold statement: “I’m Allergic to Consequences.” Whether you're dodging responsibilities, laughing in the face of adulting, or just vibing with your inner gremlin, this shirt is made for you. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or as a “just because I deserve this” kind of gift, it’s a must-have for anyone who embraces life with humor, personality, and zero shame. Wear it solo or layer it up—either way, the consequences are someone else’s problem.

Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and comfort. - Seamless construction reduces waste and enhances aesthetics. - Ribbed collar maintains shape and elasticity. - Made with strong, smooth fabric ideal for detailed printing. - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton with sustainable practices.

Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat